Mom, Dad, Don't Read This One
You know you're a Mom when seeing your husband pick up toys and put them in the appropriate bins makes you randy.
You know you're a Mom when you sneak downstairs, leaving your sleeping child in bed, to get some lovin'.
You know you're a Mom when turning on the baby monitor mid-frisk doesn't put a damper on the mood.
You know you're a Mom when you casually toss a too-friendly rubber duck across the room.
You know you're a Mom when you breathe a sigh of relief that your romance wasn't interrupted by a cry for MaMa.
You know you're a Mom when all of this seems normal and routine.
You know you're a Mom when you find yourself typing this one-handed...because the sleeping child woke to the husband's silent retreat back to bed.
You know you're a Mom when you sneak downstairs, leaving your sleeping child in bed, to get some lovin'.
You know you're a Mom when turning on the baby monitor mid-frisk doesn't put a damper on the mood.
You know you're a Mom when you casually toss a too-friendly rubber duck across the room.
You know you're a Mom when you breathe a sigh of relief that your romance wasn't interrupted by a cry for MaMa.
You know you're a Mom when all of this seems normal and routine.
You know you're a Mom when you find yourself typing this one-handed...because the sleeping child woke to the husband's silent retreat back to bed.
posted by CrunchyChick @ 1:03 AM
3 Comments:
At 5:39 AM,
Anonymous said…
I love you. :)
p.s. I'm late for school but I gotta e-mail you the hilarious dream I had about you and Kellie!
At 7:44 AM,
Heather said…
yeah I would have been weary posting something like this just knowing that your parents would read it. You are BRAVE!! You shall find you do many other things as a "MOM". Definitely is more enjoyable when they don't scream for mama. Though even when they do, a little screaming never hurt anyone!
At 9:15 AM,
Penny for your thoughts said…
Welcome to the challenges of parenthood kiddo! As time goes on you will become even MORE creative! Believe me! Been there ~ Done that! Don't worry, your folks have had to play the game too! Kisses to you and Kellie!
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