Dreams
These are dreams that I've had within the past week. I'm sure they're "normal" but they are stressful nonetheless.
I'm a cyborg. I give birth with my entire body, down to my hips, in what I can only describe as a tunnel. Similar to an MRI machine? They (the doctors, I'm guessing) take Kellie away and raise her in a pod. I then become pregnant again and the cyborg-tunnel-pod cycle continues.
Kellie's hand is fused to her face.
I give birth...And I don't feed Kellie until she is four months old. I know I haven't fed her because I go to breastfeed and I have no idea what I'm doing. I keep poking her in the eye.
Zoe is a better mother than I am. Kellie only listens to Zoe. The fact that I'm dreaming about my dog speaking english and instructing my daughter... Well, that's a dream I have no chance of understanding.
I used to have dreams that Kellie was born without a face. Then I saw her beautiful face in the 3D ultrasound. I didn't dream that dream last night.
I'm a cyborg. I give birth with my entire body, down to my hips, in what I can only describe as a tunnel. Similar to an MRI machine? They (the doctors, I'm guessing) take Kellie away and raise her in a pod. I then become pregnant again and the cyborg-tunnel-pod cycle continues.
Kellie's hand is fused to her face.
I give birth...And I don't feed Kellie until she is four months old. I know I haven't fed her because I go to breastfeed and I have no idea what I'm doing. I keep poking her in the eye.
Zoe is a better mother than I am. Kellie only listens to Zoe. The fact that I'm dreaming about my dog speaking english and instructing my daughter... Well, that's a dream I have no chance of understanding.
I used to have dreams that Kellie was born without a face. Then I saw her beautiful face in the 3D ultrasound. I didn't dream that dream last night.
posted by CrunchyChick @ 7:57 AM
3 Comments:
At 1:05 PM,
Anonymous said…
I started having dreams about giving birth to a cat and nursing her. Another weird dream was nursing cats and dogs while visiting friends. I hope your dreams get more pleasant!
At 1:26 PM,
Heather said…
Those definetly are dreams that I have never heard of. Pod children? Wow, have you been watching movies lately...you have a great imagination. Mine haven't been too weird. I haven't remembered the ones lately, but I kept dreaming that I had a girl. Makes it weird when you've even seen that the baby is the opposite sex.
At 9:03 PM,
Anonymous said…
You and your dreams! Did your mom interpret it for you? By the by, my 4 day weekend is UEA baby! I've never appreciated UEA weekend as much as I do right now! (As a student, you can't fully appreciate the goodness that is a 4 day weekend!)
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