Understanding Laura

I am a crunchy oddball with too many ideas and too little time. Do you get me now?

Saturday, November 05, 2005


On the way to Mississippi, Brian mistakenly emptied his pockets of starburst wrappers and his wedding band. He only got his replacement wedding band in the mail yesterday.

Up until then, people assumed he was delusional and the wife he had described was only fictionally pining for him in Utah.

This lead to the miscommunication between Brian and, previously mentioned, Girl.

Brian has informed me that he has retracted the permission given to Girl to call him. And once Girl saw said wedding band, she immediately backed off.

Long story short, Brian is largely acknowledged as a sane person and my existence was confirmed by his lovingly packaged ironing board.

It feels fantastic to be real!


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